i'm here to say... i have NO life.

The fact that I am actually blogging proves that my life is nonexistent.

I'm not really that sad that I don't have a life, it's just that when we do projects about our life, mine is usually very boring. Granted, I'm sure there are people out in the universe with lives more boring than mine, but in my opinion, my life is pretty damn boring. I believe that I can express myself well with the words I use. Majority of the time, my words aren't kind, but that's still a form of expression, right? My words are usually truthful, though. But anyway, what brought upon this realization of my horribly tedious life is Facebook.

Everything social seems to boil down to Facebook now days, right? Anyway, there are a lot of Facebook statuses that say how wonderful their day was and soon after that, pictures are posted. Because I live in Hawaii, you can imagine that many of these pictures come from the beach and even when they don't come from the beach, they are picture of people having fun with their friends. I have fun with my friends, but these people are having fun with their friends 24/7. But SNL is on now and because my life is so boring, SNL is the highlight of my Saturday night.

There's nothing wrong with having nothing to do on the weekends, but as a teenager I'm supposed to "experience all that I can" or at least, that's what all the teachers say. That's probably why teachers are high school teachers. They want to try high school over again. But what the heck do I know. I'm just a unimaginative, uneventful, unvaried teenager.

BTW - Hunger Games is supposed to come out on March 23, 2012! YES.

BTWBTW - Mark Zuckerberg and Jesse Eisenberg and Andy Samberg all on the same SNL stage.

BTWBTWBTW - Jesse Eisenberg is funny. It's the whole SNL thing. Yeah. And Mark Zuckerberg can't act ... But he can invent the website that makes my life seem a little meaningless.

tests are never fun

I don't care how you phrase something. If you put it in test form, especially essay test form, it will be extremely displeasurable.

So tomorrow, our entire school day will consist of testing. We begin our day with World History where we will be tested on the cause and effects of the agricultural, industrial, and technological revolution. You see, we were supposed to have this test before we went on winter break, but it got pushed back because we had to watch a movie. Then we were going to have it yesterday, but we didn't get to finish the movie! So we watched. And now, since we had to review a day before the test and that day being today, we have our test tomorrow. Oh but wait! In our World Literature class, we were supposed to have a test on the Sophocles play, Antigone today! But we thought that we were going to have our World History test today so we told him that we already had a test today so he pushed it back to Friday! Now we have two test on Friday. But if you think that's it, I regret to inform you that you are wrong. We also have our Elementary Data Analysis quiz tomorrow. EDA isn't really all that challenging, but still, the fact that it's a quiz isn't pleasing.

That concludes my rant for this evening. I suppose I should just get myself a big, fat straw and maybe a soda of some sort and suck it up because as I have heard so many times, life gets hard and you just have to go through with it.

BTW: This just so happens to be my first post in 2011!

SIMP (Squirrels In My Pants)

Ha. That was just an extremely random title that I came up with. Go Phineas and Ferb! (And the squirrels too, of course.) Hey everyone, look who's back! ME! :D I apologize that I have not been blogging AT ALL for around, a month? Two? I was two busy not having a life. It's really time consuming actually. Nah, in all seriousness I guess I was just too lazy to blog... but here I am ready to talk about random crap!

So Christmas is over and it's the New Year. Everything just came and went too quickly. I don't think I enjoyed this holiday season as much as I should have. I mean sure, I really enjoyed and appreciated all the gifts that I got and all the time with family that I spent, but Christmas jut doesn't feel the same anymore as it did in the past. The lights don't bring that much excitement. Watching Christmas movies doesn't make me as happy anymore. Who knows, maybe I'm just becoming emo. Well, for now i just hope that one day, Christmas magic will come back.

Enough with the serious stuff. Well, I guess this topic is serious too, but not quite as much as the one before. I now realized that I do not type correctly. I do not. I don't use the home keys. Now I am trying my hardest to use the home keys and I'm typing at an incredibly slow pace. This is difficult for me. I never realized how much my fingers were jumping around the keyboard. Gosh, I think third graders type faster than the pace that I am typing at.

One last topic. So you know the website Youtube? Silly question, of course you do. Well, I guess you don't if you have not been exposed to the internet but that doesn't make any sense because how are you reading this now? Back to the topic. So there is this guy named Shay Carl and he makes these vlogs (video blogs) everyday and let me just say that he has the coolest family ever! He has a wife and four adorable children. He has two sons, "Sontard" who is probably the pimpest 6-year old right now and "Rocktard" who a little baby that i just so awesome. Then he has two daughters, "Princesstard" who is so cute and "Babytard" who is equally as cute as her siblings. Gosh. I spent nearly 15% (which is considerably a lot of time) watching Shaytard videos online. I'm hooked. It's like a TV show with mostly no commercials. This is the reason why I don't have a life. Thanks so much, Shay Carl :/

Well, that's all for today, folks. Hopefully you will be seeing more blog posts from me in the future and i will be using the home keys.

TTYL Biatches! (Was that how my closing went?),

Lauren